an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:
give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious
They held hands tightly, like someone who has slipped over a cliff would hold hands with a rescuer, fearing that to let go would be to fall away.
I’ve decided to express my judgment of celebrities’ apparent technical skills by guessing what their wireless networks are called.
Steven Moffat: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mark Gatiss: MI5 Surveillance Van #4458
Benedict Cumberbatch: linksys
Martin Freeman: CLICK HERE FOR INTERNET MARTIN